Oct. 2, 2014 @ 1:28 AM _

unclefather:

swagmage420:

cocaineteas:

But look how he opens the pussy… Like it was a bird cage lmao.

I think I’m gonna be sick

if you close your eyes right before the end, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this

Just…. no

unclefather:

swagmage420:

cocaineteas:

But look how he opens the pussy… Like it was a bird cage lmao.

I think I’m gonna be sick

if you close your eyes right before the end, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this

Just…. no

(via w-u-t-e-v-r)

Oct. 2, 2014 @ 1:27 AM _

shouldhavebeenfictional:

userbar:

i used to think

if only you could put pizza on pizza and believe there was no way it could be done

but now, i have seen the light

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AND AT LAST I SEEE THE LIIIGHT

(via nsome)

Oct. 2, 2014 @ 1:27 AM _

buizel:

smellynerd:

im starting to see those “dont use ouija boards for fun they are very dangerous!!!!!!!” posts and id like to ask everyone who reblogs them what its like to be a fucking nerd

this is exactly the kind of post a ghost would make to trick you into using a ouija board. look out kids, the spoops are gettin crafty.

(Source: smellycorpse, via postulation)

Typical school day

Oct. 2, 2014 @ 1:26 AM _

180mph:

Me: *bench presses the teacher*

Teacher: Put me down

(via sulking-silkworm)

Oct. 2, 2014 @ 1:24 AM _

the-clone-clubber:

Pluto right now

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(via liptonicedpee)

Oct. 2, 2014 @ 1:23 AM _

emma-macabre:

walmarts:

emma-macabre:

yeah I survived the dark ages…. 2006 to 2014, when Pluto became a planet again

pluto is a piece of shit wimpy ass little rock

sorta like you:)

(via thepixelpenguin)

Oct. 2, 2014 @ 1:22 AM _

gnarly:

kingorb:

I’m done 

STOP

(Source: seruant, via lmportant)

Oct. 2, 2014 @ 1:16 AM _

rosiebeck:

Rob Lowe is so fucking underrated.

(via dontbelamer)

Oct. 2, 2014 @ 1:16 AM _

thegayfanboy:

Yup… seems about right

thegayfanboy:

Yup… seems about right

(via thesweetpianowritingdownmylife)

Oct. 2, 2014 @ 1:16 AM _

theladysasha:

whocaresforyourlonelysoul:

angelheaded-revolutionist:

eponnia:

actoremergency:

enjol-ras:

It does not matter how small a role you had in Les Mis you will have your own tumblr fandom

#the handsome soldier

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The national guardsman

#creepy old man in front of lamarque’s house #clearly checking enjolras out

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It’s a three hour movie and we go nuts over minor characters

Have we forgotten about the #fierce beggar with the carrots?

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(Source: angryfemales, via dontbelamer)

Oct. 2, 2014 @ 1:14 AM _

taylorswift:

shakeitoffs:

do you ever just feel like

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Omg all the time.

(via dontbelamer)

Oct. 2, 2014 @ 1:13 AM _

this never gets old

(Source: canneki, via danbop)

Oct. 2, 2014 @ 1:13 AM _

siphilemon:

princess-blitzscream:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts, Follow Ultrafacts

Capone prided himself as a man with style. If he ever killed someone himself, or one of his henchmen killed an important person, hundreds of dollars worth of flowers was sent to the funeral. In one fight between Capone’s men and another gang, an innocent woman was shot, not fatally, and required hospital treatment. Capone personally paid for all the hospital fees. He also would pay for all children’s hospital bills when he visited.

true gangsters

#not as much of an asshole as you could’ve been

siphilemon:

princess-blitzscream:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts, Follow Ultrafacts

Capone prided himself as a man with style. If he ever killed someone himself, or one of his henchmen killed an important person, hundreds of dollars worth of flowers was sent to the funeral. In one fight between Capone’s men and another gang, an innocent woman was shot, not fatally, and required hospital treatment. Capone personally paid for all the hospital fees. He also would pay for all children’s hospital bills when he visited.

true gangsters

(via agirlwithbigcitydreams)

Oct. 2, 2014 @ 1:13 AM _

(Source: i-luh-ya-britney-jean, via dontbelamer)